Please leave a message...

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"Hi! You have reached Jeremy, Carin, Jordyn, Rylee & Carter Griffith. We are not available to take your call right now.

I may not be available for awhile, to be honest.

I am probably in the bathroom, doing a potty dance.

Or I might be bribing someone giving someone a treat for keeping undies dry.

I might be explaining to a little girl that boys have one and girls don't -- and that, no, she didn't lose hers.

Or I might be in the laundry room, starting a load of wet undies.

I might be taking a quick shower because a little boy didn't check to see that it was tucked into the toilet, and I got a special little shower of my own.

Just leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I no longer have to buy pull-ups."

Beeeeeeeep.