"Ma'am, I'm sorry to tell you that it doesn't look good. I believe your daughter has what's called "Plastic Skin Syndrome."
"Does this mask make my
butt look big eyes look blue?"
"Hi, I'm Dr. Rylee and I'll be taking care of you today. Let's start with your heart..."
"I'm afraid I can't understand your symptoms with that paci in your mouth."
"What was your name again, Doctor? You look quite young -- did you happen to go to med school with someone named Doogie Howser?"